RULES FOR CALLING IN TO THE PROGRAM

WE ARE INDEED

BUT THERE ARE RULES!!

HAVE YOUR NAME AND WHERE YOU ARE FROM READY TO GO! 
I KNOW THIS IS TOUGH, SO BE READY!

IF YOU HAVE A TITLE (PEOPLES LANDSCAPER ETC...)

TELL US AT THIS TIME.

GET TO THE TOPIC AS FAST AS POSSIBLE.

DON'T GET MAD IF AND WHEN YOU GET HUNG UP ON.